I spent twenty minutes this morning watching a “tech guru” on YouTube explain how to optimize Windows updates by disabling three different services and running a script he found on a random GitHub repo. It’s the same old cargo cult nonsense I’ve seen for nearly two decades: people copying registry tweaks from 2012 and praying […]

I spent my morning out on the water, trying to find some peace in a sea kayak, but my mind kept drifting back to a ticket I closed yesterday. Some user had spent three hours following a “performance booster” guide from a forum, running a dozen different registry cleaners and disabling half the services in […]